• Oh, the things Tylenol PM does to me. Not the same as old boyfriends, but still it puts me in a haze and makes me wonder if I'm addicted since I seem to have to take it every night in order to sleep and since I only have headaches when I am breathing, the Tylenol part helps too! Much like old boyfriends...see the connection? Haze, addiction and headahces. Ahh, now it's all coming together. Or maybe you should take some too and it will all make more sense. Take some and come back in an hour to finish reading this blog.
Are you back? OK, I'll wait.
Since becoming a mom twice now, I can't sleep. Or maybe it has nothing to do with being a mom twice but more to do with having to wake up to help one to the potty twice a night and nurse the other about three times a night. By the third time I am up, my body is convinced the sun is up and it's time to run. And I'm not even sure why it's thinking that because it doesn't remember how to run, only faint memories of what running might feel like and that just makes me nauseous, so I try not to even think of it. So here's where the PM part of the Tylenol come in handy. Not only does it stop crazy thoughts like running at 3am, but I can help a small child to the potty, stop to pee myself, nurse and put everyone back to bed in my sleep! And when I get back into bed, my soft pillow just grabs at my head and pulls me down in the Alice's hole....or was it the rabbit's hole, shit better put that in the kid movie list. Note to self, better take different drugs while watching that movie.
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